Win jokes
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
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The winner who will win will be getting 900/900 points!
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.