Win Jokes

When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?

“Chip Chip Hooray”

I hat win my Brother date other people

Just kidding 😵😵😵😵

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.

Two cats called '1,2,3' & 'un,deux,trois' had a swimming race across the channel. 1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!

What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery? keaving your son with Michael Jackson

If a emo kid jumps off a building who would win?

Society

What's a Ninja's worst fear? Garmadon actually winning.

Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.

And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.

Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house

my grandma always said, slow and steady wins the race. she died in a fire.

my mom told me to make my dad smile and she will give me $100, so i said ''the cowboys are gonna win the superbowl'' he smiled but my mom didn't give it to me, anyways i forgot about my package coming and the mailman came and i said ''i like your hat teal looks nice on you'' and he smiled and my mom gave me $100.

Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!

Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!

Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!

Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!

What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”

How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!

What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!

I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante and Neymar! At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"

Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.