Win jokes
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.