Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
Why do cheetahs always win? Because they cheat
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore? Because all the Mexicans that can run swim or jump are already here.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
"Slow and steady wins the race."
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
why cant an orphan win a baseball game? Because they can't reach home
