Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Why canβt orphans win trophies?
Because they canβt take them home.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
Meaning behind the German flag: π©πͺ Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Why canβt orphans win trophies?
Because they canβt take them home.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
"Slow and steady wins the race."
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
