q: what are women better than men at doing
a: winning arguments
q: what are men better than women at doing
a: winning swimming titles
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
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Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
Why can’t orphan win trophy’s
Because they can’t take them home
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars
Why did the African win the food eating contest. Begginers luck.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
One day I was very happy, I managed to win lottery and receive free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia! Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived towards me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why is he doing this only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruin my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
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Why do cheetahs always win? Because they cheat
Bitches be like "you're racist" You're right, and I gonna win
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Slow and steady wins the race
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Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore? Because all the Mexicans that can run swim or jump are already here.
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why cant an orphan win a baseball game? Because they can't reach home
