What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Technoblade never got a wife.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.
And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
I miss my wife, Tails.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.