Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.