Why jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Why is Gennis gay?
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.