Why jokes
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.