Why Jokes

Girl

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

Orphan

Why are orphans always on the toilet?

Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!

Orphan

Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?

Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲

Orphan

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on vacation?

The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!

Orphan

Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."

Orphanage

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

Orphan

Why did Orphan become famous?

Because he didn't need parent permission.

Insult

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

Orphan

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

Wheelchair

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?