Why jokes
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?