Why jokes
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.