Why jokes
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.