Why jokes
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?