Why jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
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During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.