Why jokes
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.