Why jokes
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Why you always in a mood?
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.