Why jokes
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!