Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why Jokes
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
