Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why Jokes
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
