Why jokes
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.