Why jokes
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.