Why jokes
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!