Why jokes

China

Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.

Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers

Brain

Why did Trump's brain cross the road?

Oh wait, there is no other side.

Taco Bell

Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.

Insult

Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.

Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.

Sans: Kid, I will kill you.

Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!

Man

Why did the blind man fall down a well?

Because he couldn’t see that well.

Vampire

Why do vampires drink blood?

Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.

Shat

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.

Sex

Why did I f*** my dad?

So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?

Herd

Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?

Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!

Guy

A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?

Because he is in a prison cell.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To see his friend.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.