Why jokes
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Why did the snake eat a panda?
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.