Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Why you always in a mood?
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!