Why jokes
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why do white people get abducted by aliens?
Because they're easier to see in the dark.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Once a monkey lived in a jamun tree. His friend, a crocodile, came there to eat jamun everyday. The second day, he ate some jamun and left some for his wife. Soon, his wife said, "Why don't you kill this monkey?"
The crocodile was sad and then asked the monkey to come to his place. The monkey said, "What if I drown?" The crocodile said, "Jump on my back." The monkey jumped on his back. The crocodile soon said, "I am gonna kill you. My wife is sick and wants to eat your heart." The monkey said, "I left my heart on the jamun tree." Then the crocodile swam back to the jamun tree and the monkey jumped on the tree.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.