Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.