Why jokes
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!