What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Why Jokes
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
