Why jokes

Why are cancer kids so fly?

Because they got the drip.

Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans suck dick?

Because they don't have a stepbro.

Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?

A: Because it doesn't have a home button.

I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?

Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.

"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)

Why is the Navy gay?

There all seamen.

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.

Why did the Unicorns become extinct?

Because unicorns are gay! :|

Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!

Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?

Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!

Why did I f*** my dad?

So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Why did Trump's brain cross the road?

Oh wait, there is no other side.

A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?

Because he is in a prison cell.

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.