Why jokes
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.