Why jokes
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.