Why jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.