Why jokes
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.