Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.