Why jokes
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny? Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!