Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Why Jokes
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
