Why jokes
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.