Why jokes
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.