Why jokes
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.