Why jokes
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
Comment down below!
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!