Why jokes
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.