Why jokes
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.