Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Why Jokes
Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
