Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants? Because they always get a hole in one!
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana? They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!