Why jokes
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.