Why jokes
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.