Why jokes
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."