Why jokes
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.