Why jokes
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because it's extinct.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.