Why jokes
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.