Why jokes
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.