Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why Jokes
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
