Why jokes
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11? Because it flew over their heads.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
Why was Mrs. Claus upset?
Because Santa only comes once a year.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?