Why jokes
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
I was at the club and then my dad walked up and said, "You're 15, why are you high and at the club?" So I ran. Then my uncle was at the car and took me home, so I was grounded. Then my boyfriend came because my parents went out and we had sex and we were very loud. My dad came home and walked in. He had my boyfriend pin me against the wall so my dad could spank me.
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.