Why jokes
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.