Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Why Jokes
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why canât an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesnât she stand up for herself?
Why donât orphans play baseball? Cause they donât know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
