Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why Jokes
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
