Why jokes
Why did the bus cross the road?
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.