Why jokes
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."