Why jokes
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.