Why jokes

Terrorist

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

Tower

Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

School

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

People

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

Priest

Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?

He heard that little boy's pants were half off.

Wall

Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?

Viewers: Dora.

Trump: No, I am President Trump.

Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?

Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.

Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Chinese

Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Orphan

Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans have a computer?

Because they don’t have a home page.

Orphan

My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!