Why jokes
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"