Why jokes
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did Jack throw his alarm clock out the window?
Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who was accused of knife-raping his wife.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?