Why jokes
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.