Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
Why Jokes
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
