Why jokes
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!