Why jokes
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are nuts on boys?
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!