Why jokes
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.