Why jokes
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.