Why jokes
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Hey, wanna know why you remind me of a waitress?
Because you handle my food great, and I give you a good tip afterwards.
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.
Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.