Why jokes

One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: Impatient feminist.

Friend: Impati--

Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?

Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?

He fingered a minor.

Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?

Because he fell off his wheelchair.

Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?

'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.

Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.

My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.

A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"

Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?

Ask an orphan.

Why can't orphans bake?

They don't have milk.

Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?

They're out of plane sight.

If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?

Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?

Because there's no space jam.

Why did the cheetah go to school?

To be a cheetah.

Why can orphans travel so much?

They don't get homesick.

Why don't orphans watch TV?

Because of "Family Guy."

Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?

Because they never had loving parents of their own.

Why do orphans live on the street?

They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because dad never came home with the milk.