Why jokes
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.