Why jokes
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.