Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
So, three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother. The first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So, the mother replies, "Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead." The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So, the mother explained, "Same as Daisy, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead." The third daughter then said "ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb," so the mother said, "Shut up, Brick!"
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Mom: Clean your room! Me: No, it’s my room, and I don’t want to clean it. Mom: You are nothing like Mrs. Smith’s daughter. Me: Well, I’m not Mrs. Smith’s daughter now, am I? You are the worst. Why are you trying to compare me with Mrs. Smith’s daughter? I’m not her, OK? I am not her, so stop! Mom: Do you know what? I pushed you out of my hula for 43 minutes! Do not make me hate you, because guess what? I brought you into the world, and I can take you out of it! Me: Bro.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.