Why jokes
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.