Why jokes

Orphan

Why can’t orphans order from Costa?

They need a parent or guardian with them.

Cow

Why does a cow love music?

Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.

Graveyard

My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.

He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"

Influence

Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.

Pizza

Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?

Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on a field trip?

They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆

Anilingus

Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?

Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.

Woman

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

Table

Why do tables never need wheelchairs?

Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.

Gun

Why are the best used guns from France?

Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.

Killer

I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."