Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why Jokes
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why am I idiot?
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
