Why jokes
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
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Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.