Why jokes
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
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Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!