Why jokes
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."