Why jokes
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.