Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why Jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
