Why jokes
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!