Why jokes
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!