Why jokes
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
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Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Trump, just why?
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.