Why jokes
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.