Why jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Trump, just why?
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!