Why jokes

Orphan

Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?

Because it’s a family company.

Drug

Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?

Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.

Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?

Orphan

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.

Date

Why is 4/20 such an epic date?

Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)

Kid

Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?

He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.

Sally

Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?

Sally's used to being blind!

Pussy

My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?

Orphan

Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.