Why jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.

Comedian

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Orphan

Why can't orphans play poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

Orphan

Why do orphans live on the street?

They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.

Kid

Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?

He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.

Sally

Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?

Sally's used to being blind!

Orphan

Why do orphans love to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"

Orphan

Why are orphans lucky?

Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.

Stress

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?

Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.

Yo mama

Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!

Orphan

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because dad never came home with the milk.