Why jokes
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow?
Because he wanted to be fat like one.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.