Why jokes
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Mom: Clean your room! Me: No, it’s my room, and I don’t want to clean it. Mom: You are nothing like Mrs. Smith’s daughter. Me: Well, I’m not Mrs. Smith’s daughter now, am I? You are the worst. Why are you trying to compare me with Mrs. Smith’s daughter? I’m not her, OK? I am not her, so stop! Mom: Do you know what? I pushed you out of my hula for 43 minutes! Do not make me hate you, because guess what? I brought you into the world, and I can take you out of it! Me: Bro.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
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