Why jokes
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.