Why jokes
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.