Why jokes
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.