Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Why Jokes
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
