Why jokes
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.