Why jokes
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.