Why jokes
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.