Why jokes
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.