Why jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Ohio
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.