Why jokes

Bee

    • Bee Jokes:

    "Hello."

    "Oh, hello, Buzzy!"

    "Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"

    "Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)

    "It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"

    "Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)

    "Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"

    "No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)

    "Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."

    "Fan?"

    "Yes, your worst fan!"

    "No! Fan!"

    "What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"

    "Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)

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    • Chicken

    • Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.

    Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.

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    • Why memes

    Forehead

    • Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.

    If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.

    Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.

    Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.

    Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.

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    • Kid

    • Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”

    Kid: “Whatever!”

    Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”

    Kid: “Doesn't matter!”

    Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”

    Kid: “Oh well!”

    Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”

    Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”

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    • Feminist

    • Me: Knock knock.

    Friend: Who's there?

    Me: Impatient feminist.

    Friend: Impati--

    Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?

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