Why jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Memes
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.