Why jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Memes
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.