Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Why Jokes
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
One day, a kid walks up to their mom and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head." The second kid asks, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a butterfly landed on your head." Then you hear, "Ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf."
"Shut up, Brick!"
