Why jokes
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!