Why jokes
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
Memes
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.