Why jokes
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"
Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"
Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."
Brother:......
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.