Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Why Jokes
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
