Why jokes
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.