Why jokes
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Memes
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.