Why jokes
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Memes
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!