Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.