Why jokes
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
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Why do orphans want to be criminals?
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Why are french fries rude?
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"