Why jokes
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
A father is talking to his three kids.
Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.
Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!
Dad: Oh hey, Brick.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.