Why jokes
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!