Why jokes
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
BAHAHAHAHAH
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.