Why jokes
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.