Why jokes
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Memes
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Why canβt you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Why does the owl π¦ have a lot of friends?
Because heβs a hoot.
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.