Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why Jokes
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.
Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."
Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"
Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
