Why jokes
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Memes
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."