Why jokes
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
this is why we need to kill all of the birds because the birds are giving the government pictures for the cloning
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!