Why jokes
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
So that's why...
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why did half the world go to hell? Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED (again)!
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"