Why jokes
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Memes
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.