Why jokes
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.