Why jokes

I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

Babe, I'm breaking up with you.

Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.

I've seen them hanging all day.

Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?

Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.

Son: Thanks, Dad.

Dad: No problem, Quarantine.

Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.

The orphan: But why?

Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.

Devil: Hey angel.

Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?

Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?

Angel: What?

Devil: Angelpinos!

Why did the orphan dig six feet under?

To find his parents.

I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.

Why can’t an orphan make a joke?

Dad jokes.

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?

Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?

Heaven always has 5-star reviews.

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?

So they will be wanted.

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

Why do humans hate aliens?

Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Who."

"Who who?"

"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"

Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.