Why jokes
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?