Why jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Why is Naruto in Black Clover????????????
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.