Why jokes
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her.
"Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fulfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Why are french fries rude?
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!