Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why Jokes
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
