Why jokes
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!