Why jokes

Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.

Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?

He was roasted.

If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.

Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!

Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?

Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

He thought he saw his parents.

Oasis, am I right?

Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know where home is! 🤣

Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?

Mom forgot to come back with the milk.

You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"

I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.

Why can’t an orphan make a joke?

Dad jokes.

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?

They always see a stepdad and stepsis.

Snake one: Are we venomous?

Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?

Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)

A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”