Why jokes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Memes
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.