Why jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Memes
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.