Why jokes
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
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Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!