Why jokes
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why drink water and not bleach?
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.