Why jokes
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.