Why jokes
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Memes
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.