Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Memes
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.