Why jokes
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
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Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.