Why jokes
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Memes
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.