Why jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Q: Why did the first Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down.
Q: Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going.
Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree? A: It was tied to the fifth koala.
Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree? A: Peer group pressure.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!