Why jokes
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he died.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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