Why jokes
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!