Why jokes
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
Memes
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Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."