Why jokes
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Memes
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.