Why jokes
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.