Why jokes
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.