Why jokes
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.