Why jokes
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.