Why jokes
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Memes
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.