Why jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.