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Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?
Because they are always sucking dick.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
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Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.