Why jokes
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.