Why jokes
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.