Why jokes
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Memes
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.