Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why Jokes
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
Why do pizzas not tell jokes?
They're too cheesy.
