Why jokes
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
why the fuck is steam there ????
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Q. Why did the emo not like his AirBnB?
A. There wasn't enough carbon monoxide in the suite.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.