Why jokes
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead.
So, two kids argued and insulted each other.
KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"
KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
Memes
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”