Why jokes
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
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Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.