Why jokes
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
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Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.