Why jokes
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Memes
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.