Why jokes
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Memes
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣