Why jokes
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
A project manager, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip through the mountains. As they're going down a pass, the brakes suddenly fail. The car goes off the road and crashes down into the valley. A bit dazed, the three of them get out.
The project manager says, "Well, the best thing to do is to have a meeting and assess the situation."
The mechanical engineer replies, "Nonsense, I have my pocketknife, I'll fix the brakes with that."
Then the computer scientist comes along and says, "Why make it so complicated? Let's push the car back up the road, get in, and see if it happens again."
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”