Why jokes
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again? Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why should you shoot a homeless crackhead in the head?
Because they're basically zombies.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.