Why jokes
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Memes
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.