Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why Jokes
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of the time.
Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.
Gf:...
Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
Joke: Why did the gym close down?
– It just didn’t work out.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
Why are french fries rude?
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
