Why Jokes

Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?

A. He was trying to phone home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home. 😀😀

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he had someone to call Father.

Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?

Because he couldn't find home!

Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?

Because they don't know how to use the home button.

Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he has "no body" to go with!

Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!

Why did the Dad cross the road?

To get the milk.

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Why do orphans have gross cakes?

Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.

Why did I giggle?

Because I saw the ocean's bottom.

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.

Why did an orphan kill ET?

To phone home.

Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove he wasn't chicken!

Nobody really liked our fireplace.

So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.

Why did the chicken crack the safe?

To get to her nest egg.

Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?

They don’t know where home is. 😢