Why jokes
Person: Why? You: No.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Memes
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
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