Why jokes
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Memes
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.