Why jokes
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!