Why jokes
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
love problems for smart dinosaurs pack 1
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?