Why jokes
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.