Why jokes
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.