Why jokes
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
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Me: Sure.
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Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.