Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Memes
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.