Why jokes
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.