Why jokes
Mom: Clean your room! Me: No, it’s my room, and I don’t want to clean it. Mom: You are nothing like Mrs. Smith’s daughter. Me: Well, I’m not Mrs. Smith’s daughter now, am I? You are the worst. Why are you trying to compare me with Mrs. Smith’s daughter? I’m not her, OK? I am not her, so stop! Mom: Do you know what? I pushed you out of my hula for 43 minutes! Do not make me hate you, because guess what? I brought you into the world, and I can take you out of it! Me: Bro.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why am I so sad?
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Do you know why Santa's sack is so big? He only comes once a year.