Why jokes
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
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The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."