Why jokes
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."