Why jokes
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.