Why jokes
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Memes
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?