Why jokes
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
A man walks up to Lil Johnny one day and asks, "If you had one wish, but that wish will be granted to everyone on Earth... what would it be?"
So Lil Johnny thinks real hard and long, then said, "Well, I would wish for me to shit myself."
The man is shocked and asks why, and Lil Johnny replies, "Well, I would be on the toilet. I think everyone else would just be confused!"
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
Why are we here?