Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Why Jokes
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
