Why jokes
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.