Why jokes
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.