Why jokes
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why the "hell" is this here?
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.