Why jokes
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!