Why jokes
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
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Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.