Why jokes
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man.
The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"