Why jokes
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.