Why jokes
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.