Why jokes
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Trump, just why?
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.