Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why Jokes
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is (God's gift to this earth) the best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!
Hahaha LOL Jajaj.
And I Quote! "THAT'S WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!!"
GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT.
If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn't have made up satan! He wouldn't Rape us, He wouldn't embody us! He wouldn't try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
