Why jokes
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!