Why jokes
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.