Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why Jokes
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
