Ice Cream Mishap

Listen here, you small-brained human, you think this is funny? First of all, the person who wrote this, which is you, didn't even use punctuation at the end of the first sentence. What kind of savage are you? Anyway, a kid dropped his ice cream because he was hit by a bus. It's funny because it is unexpected and dark. I, a bear, would never drop ice cream if I had it. I would eat it all before anything could get to me.