Why jokes
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.