Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?