There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbells tables but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up. The manager then walked over to him, and asked "You're hogging the dumbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
why did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock whos there? not sally
Knock knock, Whos there? Dad You came back?
who was goldilocks best friend? Goldie
Friend a Why you still a virgin bro Friend b I was until was night
Friend a nah nah who with Friend b your sister Friend a I don't have a sister Friend just wait 9 months you'll see
Knock Knock Who's there? Pencil Pencil who Oh never mind, it's pointless
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
knock knock who's there who who who who who i,m an owl
What do you call a jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi Van Canopy
if a chicken flys into the plane and the plane crashes whos falt is it a:the drivers chickens can't fly
Knock Knock Who's there Interrupting cow Interrupting cow MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
someone cutting the cheese then farted. someone sees the cheese and it smelled like crap(literally) he said, "who cut the cheese?
A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Package from Ted Kaczynski B: Package from Te A: BOOM!
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in Unicorns?
Who is the gorilla"s favorite president of the most recent years? It's hairy truman.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT WHAT!
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
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