Whos jokes
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Memes
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.