Whos jokes
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
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Memes
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.