Whos jokes
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Memes
Friends who can't speak german always ask why my passwort is 19275716817...
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!