Whos jokes
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Memes
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.