Whos jokes
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Memes
When You Outsmart Hackers
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!