Whos jokes
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Memes
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.