Whos jokes
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Memes
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!