Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Memes
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.