Whos jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Memes
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"
Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.