There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love", so take that as you will.
Who eat sleeping? A robot.
"Knock,Knock" "Who's There?" "bone" "bone who?" "its nice too meet cha' can we be friends? i'm BONE-ly here."
knock knock whos there not stephen hawking
what do you call people who jumped in the dam A DAM FOOL
Child: mom someone told me you talk like an owl
teacher: who
Child: oh it is true you do talk like an owl
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Knock knock who’s there it’s me I can’t get in because Stephen hawking is blocking the door
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind
A grape chillie bean
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room." "Islam it is."
did you hear about the person who died? i would tell you about him but he died
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted? Because who wants a traffic an adult?
who’s more exited then a kid on his birthday?
jimmy savile in a primary school playground.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
because who are they gonna tell? not their parents.
Knock knock
Who’s there
Who
Who who
You sound like an owl
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist 👹
What do you call a person who's heart stopped... Dead
Little Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher said, "okay everyone, Tomorrow you must come to school and recite the first three letters of the alphabet". Johnny didn't know the alphabet so he decided to ask his family. He walked in the kitchen to find his mom on the phone. He says, "Mamma, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" His mom doesn't notice him standing there and says, "If you don't shut the fuck up right now-" So he goes to find his brother watching TV and he says, "Tommy what's the Second letter of the alphabet?" His brother doesn't notice him and says, "I'm Batman". So He went to his Grandma who was knitting and says, "Grandma what's the third letter of the Alphabet?" The grandma then realizes she left her biscuits in the oven for too long and says, "My biscuits are burning! My Biscuits are burning!" Satisfied with the answers given to him he thinks it over and goes to school the next morning. When his teacher come to Johnny she says, "Johnny what are the first three letters of the alphabet?" "If you don't shut the fuck up right now" - Johnny "Who do you think you are young man to talk to someone like me that way?" - teacher "I'm Batman" - Johnny The teacher whups his ass and little johnny says, "My biscuits are burning! My Biscuits are burning!"
Later that day he understands what happened and can't tell which was worse that he accidentally cussed to his teacher or that his family was ignoring him.
