Whos jokes
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Memes
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.