Whos jokes
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Memes
pinkie pie vs jesus who y’all betting on
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
"Can you tie a knot?"
"I cannot."
"So you can knot?"
"No, I cannot knot."
"Not knot?"
"Who's there?"
"F... off!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.