Knock knock who’s there I did app I did app who U DID A POO
Knock knock. Who's there? Ididap! Ididapoo!!
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was LSD. I see a dreamer.
knock knock who's there? Mother! Mother who. its your mother.
A Grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.....The Bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you". The Grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet
There were four people who went to land... only three returned..... Why??? They left someone for memories!!!!
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week? Everyone was furious but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
There was someone who slept late......he missed the dream!!
I was walking with my black best friend and he was meeting my parents and after I got there they said who’s this? I said well I own him
What do you call someone who fixes walls? Juan probably.
Who are voting for this election I'm voting for tricity so vote for tricity. Electricity!
Knock knock who's there knock knock knock knock knock who knock knock you
knock knock whos there chicken chicken who? are you chicken me????!!!!
Knock Knock “who’s there?” A man with a drum “well tell him to beat it!
You know who else suffers from alzhiemers... You know who else suffers from alzhiemers.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world? A: 9/11 Victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
3 boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one....... He's 13!
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair. The man who controls the chair asks for any last words. The prisoner reply’s with: “Can you hold my hand?”
