Whos

Whos jokes

Piece

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.

“They are all very tearable,” he replied.

Well, there is one person who gets it!

Voldemort

Voldemort: Knock, knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!

Daisy

Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!

Actor

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage.

Friend

I had a friend who got shot in the head.

Guess you could say he was...

Blown Away!

Memes

Church

Who would win?

The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,

Or one horny Henry?

Man

One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.

"Who are you?"

"I am mountain man!"

Orange

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to the movies tonight?

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  • Orphan

    Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.

    Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.

    Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!

    Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??

    Religion

    My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"

    "Islam it is."

    Owl

    Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.

    Teacher: Who?

    Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!

    Orphan

    Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?

    Because who wants a traffic an adult?

    Kid

    What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?

    A grape chilli bean.

    Pedophile

    You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?

    Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.

    Him

    Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.

    Chicken

    Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

    Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"