Whos jokes
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Memes
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!