Whos

Whos jokes

Orange

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to the movies tonight?

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  • Orphan

    Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.

    Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.

    Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!

    Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??

    Religion

    My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"

    "Islam it is."

    Owl

    Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.

    Teacher: Who?

    Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!

    Orphan

    Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?

    Because who wants a traffic an adult?

    Kid

    What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?

    A grape chilli bean.

    Pedophile

    You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?

    Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.

    Him

    Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.

    Chicken

    Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

    Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

    Bone

    "Knock, knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "Bone."

    "Bone who?"

    "It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."

    Door

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!

    Knock

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Oliver.

    Oliver who?

    Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹

    Owl

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Who.

    Who who.

    You sound like an owl.

    Superman

    A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"

    He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.

    The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."

    Drama

    Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

    "Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

    I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!