Who are the fastest readers? 911 victims, they did 98 stories is 10 seconds
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs
Bro Iโm so pissed there is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps I hate that guy in the weelchair
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home? wait a minute! what am i talking about?
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment she starts to roll over, and in the process she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her. Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, โWhat should we do about this?โ To which he replies: โWho was it?โ
Who made the most money from 9/11, the US government
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark, that instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed? His name is Vladimir Pootin.
knock knock whos there not your parents
Tony's wife had a divorce with Tony, she says she wants to be an independent woman
Day's later Tony's wife had an accident, guess who's crawling back for help ๐
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like usa and China and the rest of the west!
your mum said ,who did it ,ya nan!
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website and i will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this websites life. Goodbye
Q: what did the person who invented the door knocker get
A: a no-bell prize
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest, the boy said โIโm scaredโ the man said โWhy are you scared Iโm the one whoโs going to leave these woods alone
a leaf and a emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first? the leaf. the emo kid was caught on a rope.
Who use to say who loves orange soda Kel loves orange soda yes i do doooooo oh yes oh yes oh yes i dooooooo? Kel Mitchell from kenan and kel.
POV Your an orphan Knock Knock Whos there Not yo mom
