Whos jokes
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Memes
I love rdr2
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
Who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple... Yass.
Teacher and kid.
Kid: Hey, teacher.
Teacher: Yes?
Kid: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Kid: Well, I didn't do my homework!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.