Whos

Whos Jokes

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home? wait a minute! what am i talking about?

A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment she starts to roll over, and in the process she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her. Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, โ€œWhat should we do about this?โ€ To which he replies: โ€œWho was it?โ€

Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark, that instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed? His name is Vladimir Pootin.

Tony's wife had a divorce with Tony, she says she wants to be an independent woman

Day's later Tony's wife had an accident, guess who's crawling back for help ๐Ÿ’€

"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website and i will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this websites life. Goodbye

A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest, the boy said โ€œIโ€™m scaredโ€ the man said โ€œWhy are you scared Iโ€™m the one whoโ€™s going to leave these woods alone

a leaf and a emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first? the leaf. the emo kid was caught on a rope.