A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, i dont think you'd have any The orphan: But why? Me: Because if someone loved you they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Knock knock, whos there, Alex, Alex who, la licks your balls
What would you call a person who hides in a a house for 24 hours and then kills them morgz.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the twin towers anyway
What do you call a night person? A night owl ๐ฆ who is up all night lol
ME: Knock knock. MY GRANDMA: Whoโs there?
ME: Interrupting cow.
MY GRANDMA:Interrupting c- Dies from heart attack
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Kid knock knock orphan whoโs there kid not your parents
1 "Knock knock"
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist"
2 "Interrupting..."
1 "Muon!!!"
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out don't give up all I say is I'm not giving up just I'm giving in and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out I don't think so it's probably the hardest if you ask me,or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock Knock. Whoโs there? Not Stephanie
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats donโt hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You donโt understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats arenโt venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"Iโm Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him, I answered "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐คซ๐คซ๐คซ๐คซ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฐ๐๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐คง๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ฃ๐ณ๐๐ฅถ๐คง๐ฅต๐ฉ๐ซ๐คง๐ค๐๐ฅต๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฎ๐๐ข๐ค๐ซ๐๐คค๐๐ซ๐ฌ๐ฅฑ๐๐ฅด๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Do [or "Oh, do"] you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes [or "Oh, yes"], I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
bc who are they gonna tell,there mom?
Knock knock. (Who is there.) Pizza. (Pizza who?) Never mind it was so cheesy.
Who did the bee ๐ marry?
Her honey!
