Whos jokes

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.

Guess who I saw at school today?

Everyone I looked at. loooooooool

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

The chicken!

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...

A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.

Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Yo mama so fat...

She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!

1 "Knock knock."

2 "Who's there?"

1 "Interrupting physicist."

2 "Interrupting who?"

1 "Muon!!!"

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?

The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.

A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"

Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?

Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.

The orphan: But why?

Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Who."

"Who who?"

"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.