Whos jokes
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
Memes
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”