I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Dad! Dad Who? *Silence*
My girlfriend asked my whether I was having sex behind her back and I replied "yes who did you think it was".
Stranger: knock knock Orphan: who’s there Stranger: not ur parents
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who nose
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of em....
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally
Knock knock, who's their? Europe, Europe who? No i'm not
Forrest Gump: Who’s your favorite Lodd of the Rings character? Lieutenant Dan: Legaless
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mama
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
if you say slay in my coments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in
Who is Bill Cosby’s favourite Disney princess? Sleeping Beauty
knock knock whos there who who who why are you whoing like an owl
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge they were wearing a Nike JUST DO IT shirt
Knock knock
Who's there
Mail man
Mailman who
Bitch do u want ur mail
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooyer Jokes