Whos jokes
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Memes
There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!