Whos jokes

An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.

Who hit the ground first?

The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?

Carlos.

Who has no home?

Orphans.

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.

A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.

The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.

The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”

Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?

There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t.

Do you know who Helen Keller is?

Neither did she.

My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.

She's not the only one who can play that game.

Who wants to be my boyfriend?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I did app.

I did app who?

You did a poo.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."

None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

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