Whos

Whos jokes

Swing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Leaf

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!

Twin

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

Health

Me: Knock, knock.

Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

Memes

Gorilla

Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.

Soulmate

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

People

There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t.

Orphan

Kid: Imagine being an orphan!

Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*

Kid: WAIT, WHAT!

Poo

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I did app.

I did app who?

You did a poo.

Bomb

A: Knock knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.

B: Package from Te-?

A: BOOM!

Help

Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)

Boyfriend

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Your Boyfriend.

Your Boyfriend who?

Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!

Emo

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still falling.

Victim

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.

Emo

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.