Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
Whos Jokes
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
