Whos jokes
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Memes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Who even needs white jokes?
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Who wants to be my boyfriend?