my girlfriend was cheating in Uno
she's not the only one who can play that game
my girlfriend was cheating in Uno
she's not the only one who can play that game
Batteries batteries who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down
Let’s go punch some orphans who they gonna tell there parents 🤣🤣🤣
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain."
who are the quickest readers in the world, 9/11 victims they went through 34 stories in 4 seconds
If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first
The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero? He woke up and found out it was true.
an apple and a emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time who hit the ground first? the apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet
A Fish is dead who do you call?Aqua man
lewandowski is so fast becuase who ever would think of adding an engine to him is a genuis
the youngest of the twin towers said goodbye brotha but the one who got his which is the oldest said....IF I GO DOWN U GO WITH ME
A lesbian couple and a gay couple. We’re going to San Francisco who made it first. The lesbian couple got there lickety-split The gay couple was still packing their shit
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.