Knock Knock, Whos there? Broken Pencil. Broken Pencil who? Nevermind, Its Pointless!
my girlfriend was cheating in Uno
she's not the only one who can play that game
Batteries batteries who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down
One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''
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According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain."
who are the quickest readers in the world, 9/11 victims they went through 34 stories in 4 seconds
If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first
The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging
Knock, knock Who’s there? Joem Joem who? Joem Ama
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero? He woke up and found out it was true.
an apple and a emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time who hit the ground first? the apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty Nuts.
A Fish is dead who do you call?Aqua man
me:knock knock another person(op) op:who's there me:hatch op:hatch who me:bless you =) op:but i didn't sneeze me:you just don't get a joke do you
lewandowski is so fast becuase who ever would think of adding an engine to him is a genuis
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost there lives on the ice? There calling the movie The Lost Boys.
the youngest of the twin towers said goodbye brotha but the one who got his which is the oldest said....IF I GO DOWN U GO WITH ME
who is the oldest dave
Daveon
who wanna be my boyfriend
A lesbian couple and a gay couple. We’re going to San Francisco who made it first. The lesbian couple got there lickety-split The gay couple was still packing their shit
