Whos jokes
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
When you have nothing else to do in your life btw this is someone i know whos rude af
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!