Whos jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD