Whos jokes
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Who’s this creepy staring at me
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.