I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
Knock knock Who’s there? Gary Gary who? Gary a torch
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast? A Slow-poke.
Knock knock whos there kid kid who kidnap you
knock knock whos there inturrupting cow inturrupting MOO!
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species. I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
I'm so confused who is Gwen, the only gwen I can think of is the one from spiderman 😂
Yes you are the one who can get it and what time do I have
"I work with animals" the man said to his date. his date said "I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal" "I am a butcher" said the man
Who lives in the pineapple under the see, Malasian Airlines Flight 303!
Why’d the girl fall of the swing.
Cause she had no arms
Knock knock!! Who’s there?
Not the girl
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen hawking.
Who is yourself and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Who hates going to a pizza party
A weirdough
small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.
the quiet kids dad dies u go knock knock who's there not your dad then he says what comes after 47 then the quiet kid says ak
Q. What do they call an Isis terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
When the person who killed jfk he heard headshot
Me: Joe left today Orphan: who Joe Me: Joe mama
I heard there was a kidnapping
Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
Friend who was a priest
He was just bringing him to church
