Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"