Whos jokes
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Knock knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, that is who.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"