Whos jokes
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Memes
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.