Whos jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?