Whos jokes
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Memes
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Ayo, who's online :')