What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who been kidnapped?? One of them is a domesticated pet
knock knock "Who's there" Not your grandpa he crashed the plane
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? yeah, he was tired.
ayo whos online:')
what do u call a mexican who's lost his car
carlos
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, The second May, The third June. Who was the first child
Sally
Knock Knock
“Who’s there?”
Boo
“Boo-Who?”
It’s just a joke, no need to cry
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror
A blonde, a brunette, and redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? Neither one of them, they eat out
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.