Whos jokes
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!