Whos jokes
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.