Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Whos Jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Ayo, who's online :')
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
