Whos jokes

Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.

The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."

The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.

The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.

The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Heaven.

Heaven who?

Heaven fun over there?

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."

Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?

When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”

Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?

He gets to tear that ass up one more time.

Why do animators like Christianity?

Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?

Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

A physically disabled heterosexual male.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Suicide.

Suicide who?

Suicide you.

The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

A black guy.

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?

Klaustrophobic.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Dishes."

"Dishes who?"

"Dishes a bad joke."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?

The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.