Whos jokes

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."

The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Suicide.

Suicide who?

Suicide you.

I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

A physically disabled heterosexual male.

Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?

Why do animators like Christianity?

Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.

Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.

Ayo, who's online :')

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"

The child said, "A mistake."

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

What do you call a deer who is funny?

Diraleous.

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.