Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.