Whos jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL