Whos jokes

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?

The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

A black guy.

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?

When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?

He gets to tear that ass up one more time.

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."

The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Suicide.

Suicide who?

Suicide you.

I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

A physically disabled heterosexual male.

Why do animators like Christianity?

Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.

Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.

Ayo, who's online :')

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"

The child said, "A mistake."

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?