Whos jokes
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Memes
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Ayo, who's online :')
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.