Whos jokes
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?