Whos jokes
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Memes
I love rdr2
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.