Whos jokes

Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Joe: Why?

Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.

Jimmy: Knock knock.

Joe: Who’s there?

Jimmy: It’s the chicken.

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!

Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?

Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"

Who am I?

What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?

"Who are you wearing?"

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

Who's the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims.

Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."