"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
Whos Jokes
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
