Whos jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn, comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, what's your secret?"
Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!