Whos jokes
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Memes
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
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I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.