Whos

Whos jokes

Orphan

We should stop.

Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?

The boomerang!

Weedle

What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievel.

Advice

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

Memes

Whos memes

Movie

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

Dog

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

Chicken

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

My friend: To get to the other side?

Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.

My friend: Oh.

Me: Knock knock.

My friend: Who's there?

Me: The chicken.

Ball

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!

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    • Orphan

    I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

    Chicken

    Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Joe: Why?

    Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.

    Jimmy: Knock knock.

    Joe: Who’s there?

    Jimmy: It’s the chicken.

    Dad

    "Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

    Cut

    I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

    Generation

    Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.