what do you call a person who doesn't masturbate? - A liar
If you’re ever bored then go outside and punch a orphan who are they going to do,tell their parents?
My son, who is into astronomy, asked my how stars die i said usually from a overdose
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on, I said : Are you an orphan?. He said : Yeah what gave me away? I said : Your parents buddy
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge.... He was in bits 🤣🤦♂️
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
if the minions serve who ever is the biggest bad then who did they serve 1930-1945
My girl friend broke up with me and I took her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane? Osmoses.
Knock knock Who's there? Di Di who? See, easily forgotten.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja Deja who? Knock knock
Knock knock who’s there yo mum yo mum who yo mum is watching you wank right now
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam? Dam Fools
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
