Whos

Whos Jokes

John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.

Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"

John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"

My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."

If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.

The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents, buddy."

Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

-You have to be alive to have autism.