Whos jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"
The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.