John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.