Whos Jokes

what do you call a person who doesn't masturbate? - A liar

If you’re ever bored then go outside and punch a orphan who are they going to do,tell their parents?

My son, who is into astronomy, asked my how stars die i said usually from a overdose

The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on, I said : Are you an orphan?. He said : Yeah what gave me away? I said : Your parents buddy

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.

Why did the orphan try to get hurt

Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him

He looks around no one is there

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge.... He was in bits 🤣🤦‍♂️

John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"

What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.

if the minions serve who ever is the biggest bad then who did they serve 1930-1945

My girl friend broke up with me and I took her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back

Knock knock Who's there? Di Di who? See, easily forgotten.

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature