
Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
"Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" "It's Dave!"
"Dave who?"
Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
There are two Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
A cop.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The dwarf who couldn’t reach the doorbell.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
The Cheerio Joke
Let's say you're in high school, and your popularity level was based on what Cheerio you are. So there's Extra-Frosty Cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted Cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there's the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there's your Cheerio which is the Chocolate Cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who's an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines.
So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut Cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular Cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty Cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty Cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes.
The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she's going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; "Oh there wasn't a punch line."
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
