Whos jokes
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Who’s this creepy staring at me
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
Who's Joe?